Sun-watch: It's a celebrity story, get me out of here.
On a day that featured stories about David Cameron and the media's obsession with the possibility he may have taken drugs, the repercussions of the deadly bird flu strain being found in Turkey, Stephen Byers and the government winning their battle against Railtrack's former shareholders and the continuing tragedy in Pakistani Kashmir, the Sun decided all that was worthless, and instead went with this:
Who is Kerry, you may ask? Well, to give her full name she is Kerry Katona and here is the story of her life:
• Original member of manufactured pop group Atomic Kitten
• Poses naked while member for various lad mags
• Gets hideous lower back tattoo at some point, the true mark of a worthless cunt
• Marries some guy out of Westlife
• Leaves guy out of Westlife
• Wins "reality" ITV TV show "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"
• Gets pregnant
I think that pretty much sums it up. I can see why the Sun thought it was a front page news story, and I'm sure you will too.
Who is Kerry, you may ask? Well, to give her full name she is Kerry Katona and here is the story of her life:
• Original member of manufactured pop group Atomic Kitten
• Poses naked while member for various lad mags
• Gets hideous lower back tattoo at some point, the true mark of a worthless cunt
• Marries some guy out of Westlife
• Leaves guy out of Westlife
• Wins "reality" ITV TV show "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"
• Gets pregnant
I think that pretty much sums it up. I can see why the Sun thought it was a front page news story, and I'm sure you will too.
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