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Monday, June 02, 2008 

Terrifying.

Via Flying Rodent, from spEak You're bRanes comes the Twat-O-Tron, the frighteningly realistic all-purpose BBC Have Your Say comment generator.

Some favourites so far:

This just shows us the BBCs real agenda.,, it's obvious that pathetic liberal tree huggers are banning nursery rhymes because it's politically correct,,, End this madness now, lock our kids away to save them,,, Next question.!!!

going_to_the_dogs London, United Kingdom

WHEN WILL PEOPLE ERALISE THAT HOMOSEXUALS ARE PUTTING FLOURIDE IN OUR DRINKING WATER. WE MUST GO ROUND THEIR HOUSES WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS AND A CAN OF PETROL. BNP FOR ENGLAND.

s this what the BBC licence tax gets spent on??! the media won't admit that hybrid embryos are getting away with murder. Simple answer: bring back Mary Whitehouse. This is why I'm emigrating soon!!!!!
UK stinks timbuktu


And so forth. All we need now is for someone to code a spambot that uses this as its base: the entire internet will be doomed.

Update: Err, would have helped rather if I'd got the links right.

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I don't think you should tag this as "Satire". "Truth" would be more accurate.

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