House of Lords number crunching.
11 - Number of Lib Dems nominated to the House of Lords for services to the Conservative party
2 - Number of former Lib Dem MPs knighted for their help in getting the Conservatives their first majority in 23 years
4 - Number of honours handed out to various people for services to Nick Clegg
3 - Number of Downing Street staff given the resurrected British Empire Medal, a bauble recognising something that no longer exists, to honour years of service to politicians regardless of stripe
1 - Person bewildered by politicians' continuing insistence on making the public despise them, i.e. me