Killin.
In the end, everything comes back to the Simpsons. In Rosebud, after being wished a Happy Birthday by the Ramones, Mr Burns orders Smithers to have the Rolling Stones killed. "But sir, that wasn-" "Do as I say!"
In the same way, it would be far too easy to have those personally responsible for da yoot #Votin campaign for the Remainers slaughtered unceremoniously in their beds. Equally, those at the Stronger In headquarters who commissioned it, then gave the OK after seeing what venturethree came up with should also not be shot down on their way to work as recompense. No, to really make clear just how traumatised everyone who has watched just the 25-second clip urging the youn t ge ou an vot will be, as you can't just drop the g from words ending in ing and claim that is how the childrens speak, innocent people have to die.
Hang on a minute you're probably saying, that seems a bit much. Except it's not. Is it really that hard to put together a campaign that might just have an impact with younger voters while not both being as dumb as a bag of rocks and therefore also treating them as having the IQ and attention span of an exceptionally dim goldfish?
Here's one idea I just pulled out of my ass, and I've been awake already today for 17 hours. Black background. White text. If you're watching this, you're probably already aware of the issues around the EU referendum. We just want to remind you of who's in favour of leaving, and who's in favour of remaining. Black and white shots of Farage, Gove, IDS, Chris Grayling, Dr Death, Katie Hopkins, etc etc. Colour shots of Nicola Sturgeon, Jeremy Corbyn, Caroline Lucas, Alan Johnson, Eddie Izzard, JK Rowling, any number of the other various celebs/artists who signed the luvvie letter. That's what we think too. Vote Remain. End.
Now, which of you Remain dipshits pays me, and which one of you is going to cut down the requisite amount of first born?
In the same way, it would be far too easy to have those personally responsible for da yoot #Votin campaign for the Remainers slaughtered unceremoniously in their beds. Equally, those at the Stronger In headquarters who commissioned it, then gave the OK after seeing what venturethree came up with should also not be shot down on their way to work as recompense. No, to really make clear just how traumatised everyone who has watched just the 25-second clip urging the youn t ge ou an vot will be, as you can't just drop the g from words ending in ing and claim that is how the childrens speak, innocent people have to die.
Hang on a minute you're probably saying, that seems a bit much. Except it's not. Is it really that hard to put together a campaign that might just have an impact with younger voters while not both being as dumb as a bag of rocks and therefore also treating them as having the IQ and attention span of an exceptionally dim goldfish?
Here's one idea I just pulled out of my ass, and I've been awake already today for 17 hours. Black background. White text. If you're watching this, you're probably already aware of the issues around the EU referendum. We just want to remind you of who's in favour of leaving, and who's in favour of remaining. Black and white shots of Farage, Gove, IDS, Chris Grayling, Dr Death, Katie Hopkins, etc etc. Colour shots of Nicola Sturgeon, Jeremy Corbyn, Caroline Lucas, Alan Johnson, Eddie Izzard, JK Rowling, any number of the other various celebs/artists who signed the luvvie letter. That's what we think too. Vote Remain. End.
Now, which of you Remain dipshits pays me, and which one of you is going to cut down the requisite amount of first born?
Labels: EU referendum, media analysis, politics, stupidity
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So did you like the campaign or not?
Posted by
Anonymous |
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:00:00 am
No sir, I didn't like it.
Posted by
septicisle |
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:43:00 pm
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