Obsolete

• IF YOU DOWNLOAD THE LEAKED CELEBRITY PICTURES YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THE EVIL, VILE PERVERT WHO RELEASED THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE, PERPETUATING THE ABUSE
• A COMPLETE HISTORY OF EBAUM'S WORLD, THE WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LEAKED CELEBRITY PICTURES

• Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett, Hadley Freeman and Jess Cartner-Morley on how to take a better naked selfie - "get the lighting right and the rest will follow"
• Kate Upton joins Arsenal on season-long loan in defensive midfielder role
• Seth MacFarlane Oscar routine suddenly even creepier in retrospect
• David Cameron attacks Magna Carta, media uninterested after finding she hasn't had risqué self-shots leaked
• Jessica Brown Findlay, in all seriousness, we're really, really sorry

Labels: celebrities, media coverage, mockery, stupidity