Britain, August 2015.
JIMMY SAVILE'S UNCLE'S NEPHEW'S BROTHER'S COUSIN'S DOG'S MOTHER'S GERBIL WAS SHOVED UP SIR TED HEATH'S ANUS, SAYS MAN WHO REFUSED TO COMMENT
"THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF OUR EXPOSURE OF JUST HOW SHOCKINGLY LOW JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS HAVE FALLEN IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA AGE," COMMENTS EXARO NEWS EDITOR HARRY HAMSTER
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Total nutjob Noel Edmonds warns of the dangers of "electro smog", what a loon, eh?
Blogger goes totally off the deep end into victim blaming, concern trolling and general prat-arsing in futile attempt to prove something