Jeremy Corbyn threat to economic security, says George Osborne.
Labour under the “far left” anti-nuclear leadership of Jeremy Corbyn will be a threat to Britain’s national and economic security, George Osborne has declared.
"The man is frankly a lunatic," the chancellor said. "Not only does he want to get rid of our insanely expensive doomsday devices, the ones we can't use without the permission of the Americans and have to be built with their help in any case, making them independent in the same way as my arsehole is from the rest of my body, and which are practically useless anyway when the main threat remains not an opposing state but international terrorism, he wants to let mass-murdering jihadist nutjobs off the hook as well! How can the rest of the world possibly take us seriously if we don't just slaughter our foes like they do? Put Bin Laden on trial? You're having a bubble mate."
George Osborne is likely to be our next prime minister.
"The man is frankly a lunatic," the chancellor said. "Not only does he want to get rid of our insanely expensive doomsday devices, the ones we can't use without the permission of the Americans and have to be built with their help in any case, making them independent in the same way as my arsehole is from the rest of my body, and which are practically useless anyway when the main threat remains not an opposing state but international terrorism, he wants to let mass-murdering jihadist nutjobs off the hook as well! How can the rest of the world possibly take us seriously if we don't just slaughter our foes like they do? Put Bin Laden on trial? You're having a bubble mate."
George Osborne is likely to be our next prime minister.
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