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Friday, August 07, 2015 

Britain, August 2015 part 2.

EXCLUSIVE TO THE SPECTATOR

JONATHAN KING: ALL THOSE OTHER MEN WHO CLEARLY WEREN'T GAY AS THEY WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH ME

LIBERACE: I TINKLED ON HIS IVORIES, BUT HE TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF WHEN I GRABBED HIS KNOB

ROCK HUDSON: I RAN ROUND HIS RUGGED GOOD LOOKS, BUT STILL COULDN'T GET IN HIS PANTS

TOM DRIBERG: I BEGGED HIM TO TAKE ME BACK TO HIS CONSTITUENCY AND PREPARE FOR MY PROTUBERANCE, BUT THEN HE THREATENED TO NAIL MY HEAD TO THE FLOOR

OSCAR WILDE: TO BE REJECTED ONCE MAY BE REGARDED AS MISFORTUNE, TWICE SEEMS LIKE CARELESSNESS

NO WONDER I HAD TO LOOK ELSEWHERE, HUH?  THANKS INCIDENTALLY FRASER FOR LETTING ME MAKE CLEAR JUST HOW NOT INNOCENT I AM AND DRAGGING TED HEATH INTO IT IN THE BARGAIN

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